Thursday, October 23, 2008

If the 2008 Presidential Election Was a Pokemon Match


For best results, have this playing in another window while you read this.


HILLARY fainted!

DEMOCRATS: OBAMA, Go!

OBAMA used CHANGE!

Enemy MCCAIN used PRISONER OF WAR!

OBAMA used HOPE!

Enemy MCCAIN used PRISONER OF WAR!

OBAMA used PROGRESS!

Enemy MCCAIN used PRISONER OF WAR!

It's not very effective...

OBAMA used CHANGE!

Critical hit!

Enemy MCCAIN used MIRROR MOVE!

Enemy MCCAIN used CHANGE!

It's not very effective...

REPUBLICANS is about to use ROMNEY. Do you want to change Pokemon?

DEMOCRATS: OBAMA! Come back! BIDEN, Go!

REPUBLICANS used SURPRISE SWITCH, and sent out PALIN!

Enemy PALIN used CONVENTION SPEECH!

It's super effective!

DEMOCRATS: BIDEN! Come back! BLOGOSPHERE, Go!

BLOGOSPHERE used BABY RUMORS!

It's not very effective...

Enemy PALIN used PREGNANT DAUGHTER!

BLOGOSPHERE fainted with irony!

DEMOCRATS: Go, KATIECOURIC!

KATIECOURIC used CONFUSE RAY!

Enemy PALIN is confused!

KATIECOURIC used INTERVIEW!

Enemy PALIN hurt herself in her confusion!

Enemy PALIN fainted!

KATIECOURIC gained 1,354 experience points, and kept her job!

REPUBLICANS sent out MCCAIN!

DEMOCRATS: KATIECOURIC, come back! OBAMA, Go!

Enemy MCCAIN used CHARACTER ASSASSINATION!

OBAMA is unaffected!

OBAMA used SENILITY!

It's super effective!

Enemy MCCAIN used SOCIALISM!

It's not very effective...

OBAMA used ECONOMIC PLAN!

Critical hit!

Enemy MCCAIN fainted!

REPUBLICANS is out of useable Pokemon!

REPUBLICANS: Grr... You may have won this time, but I'll see you in four years! Smell ya later!

DEMOCRATS has won the PRESIDENCY BADGE!

1 comment: